Cloisters of Saint John Lateran, Rome. Source:

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Prime Minister Announces: "England Very Miffed With Iceland".

Illustration: MIRROR

At 11.15 a.m., this morning, Mr. Cameron broadcast to the nation the following statement.

"This morning, the British Ambassador in Reykjavík handed
the Icelandic Government a final Note, stating that, unless
we heard from them by 11 o'clock, that they were prepared
at once to have a replay of yesterday evening's football match,
a State of High Dudgeon would exist between us. 

I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that, consequently, this Country is very miffed with Iceland." 

God Save The Queen.


  1. They may have to play it again until they get the right result

    Cymru am byth

    1. Quite right, John.

      Ireland kept having Referenda until they got the requisite result.

      I believe Denmark did the same thing.

      Now Scotland wants another go.

      Sounds reasonable that England can join in and keep playing Iceland until we win.

      However long that may be.

      "Cymru am byth", indeed, at least until the next round.


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