I feel double-crossed :0) Even my meat Pis' are squared.
Afternoon, John.Thanks for your most humorous Comment. It made my day.Mind you, when Two Meat Pies Are Squared, it creates an Area of Concern, n'est pas ?
Nice one, Zephy: reminds me of some of the classic science exam howlers, like...The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours. (something for the politicians, no doubt ;-) )......(or one for Mulier Fortis) ... Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. ......(or just to remind wayward clerics of the days of the Spanish Inquisition, mayhap)...To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. [ More here ...http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~ids/realdotdot/misc/jokes/exam_howlers.html ]
ZEPHY ??? !!!
Thank you for your hilarious Comment, Matthaeus.As a Teacher, you must encounter these Malapropisms, daily.
My worst faux pas was writing about the Saxons casting off the Norman yolk.Which led to me being left with egg on my face and the tutor having shell-shock;
I think you've cracked that one before, John.Glad you're back home !!!