Pacific Salmon leaping at Willamette Falls,
Oregon, United States of America.
Photo: 27 June 1950.
Source: NOAA Photo Library.
Author: Unknown.
(Wikimedia Commons)
Zephyrinus has received unconfirmed reports that Scientists were amazed, recently, upon receiving tracking data from a Salmon that had been fitted with a Satellite Tracking Tag.
The highly sensitive Tracking Tag showed that the Salmon was moving at 90 miles per hour in a Westerly direction from London.
Upon further analysis of the data, the Salmon's location was pin-pointed as near the M4 Motorway, West London.
Traffic Police were asked to investigate and discovered a vehicle, containing the Salmon, travelling at very high speed towards Wales.
The driver was a Poacher, on his way to sell the fish to a high-class Fish Restaurant in Cardiff, Wales.
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