Tuesday, 22 November 2022

“Oh, Dear. He’s Done It, Again. This Time, He’s Come Home With Two !!! Take Them Back, Perkins. The Garage Is Full”.




Chauffeur Perkins drives Zephyrinus to Sunday Mass
in the current Charabanc, with which Perkins is not particularly enamoured. He says he’s found an excellent replacement (or two).
Illustration: PINTEREST




1931 Cadillac V16 Roadster.
Is the World ready for Perkins driving a 16-cylinder beast ?
Illustration: HYMAN LTD


1930 Duesenberg Model J Convertible Berline.
Perkins is “getting above himself”, one feels.
Illustration: HYMAN LTD

2 comments:

  1. Now, should Perkins somehow finagle the Cadillac or Duesenberg, is he also committing himself (given his already terribly busy schedule)to washing, waxing, and polishing it daily for Zephyrinus? Gentlemen’s bets, anyone?
    -Comment by Dante P

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  2. A most apt and pertinent Comment, Dante P. One that Perkins, obviously, has not yet thought through properly. Once he has done so, I presage a contretemps of gargantuan proportions twixt him, Jeeves (Butler), and Mrs. Tiddlypush (the recently-acquired “Tweeny”), about who brandishes the cleaning kit for the new charabancs. Watch this space !!!

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