Monday, 17 April 2023

Perkins (Chauffeur), I Suspect, Has Been At The Brandy Bottle, Again !!!



“Perkins !!!”
“I am not going to Sunday Mass in that”.
“Take it back”.
“You and I need to talk !!!”
Illustration: HEMMINGS
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, 18 April, 2023

    Indeed, Perkins must have got his days mixed up and thought this was the proper conveyance for Zephyrinus as the arrangement for Royal Ascot Day.

    Of course it is, ah, so rare for Perkins to, ah, overlook Sunday and church attendance.

    —Comment by Dante P

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    1. ZephyrinusWednesday, 19 April, 2023

      Since the most embarrassing affair in 2019, when Perkins was “asked” to leave Royal Ascot, he has never attended that day's racing. Somehow, he is always “unavailable” for that day. Rest assured, he has now returned this fine sporty contraption to its original owner.

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