Notre Dame de Rouen. The façade of the Gothic Church in France. Photographer: Hippo1947. Licence: SHUTTERSTOCK.

01 September, 2025

Perkins Runs Amok !!!



Chauffeur Perkins drives Zephyrinus to Sunday Mass
in the current Charabanc, with which Perkins is not particularly enamoured. He informs Zephyrinus that 
he is “looking for a new Motor, Sir”.
Illustration: PINTEREST

So, he brings this home for a “trial period, Sir”.


1935 Ford V-8 Speedster Special.
Illustration: HYMAN LTD

“Perkins, Perkins !!!”

“I can see that you have now entered your Red Phase”.

“If I turned up in that magnificent machine at the next 
Church Liturgy Committee, the Chairman, Mrs. Tiddlypush, would have a hissing fit and banish me from the next 
Liturgy Committee Bingo Session”.

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