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13 April, 2026

Unexpected Visit By Zephyrinus To The Outer Hebrides, Scotland, For A Wedding. Perkins And Jeeves Got The Week Off And Went Fishing. Local Constabulary Still Investigating Missing Salmon, Prawns, Clams, Caviar.



A sudden Invitation from an old family friend to attend 
his daughter’s wedding in The Hebrides, Scotland, meant Zephyrinus took The Night Train from London Euston 
to Stornaway, Scotland, on The Caledonian Sleeper. 
Of course, Perkins and Jeeves got the week off and went fishing. Local Constabulary still investigating missing Salmon, Prawns, Clams, Caviar.
Illustration: PINTEREST

2 comments:

  1. Outstanding! A magnificent opportunity perhaps for Zephyrinus to view the beauty and grandeur of the majestic Hebrides sea and shore, no doubt listening in tranquil solitude to Mendelssohn’s Hebrides Overture (Opus 26), and perhaps (hopefully) unencumbered by the vagabond fisher folk Perkins and Jeeves (except for the inevitable eventual call from the constabulary to post their bail, wait for it..).

    One can only wistfully contemplate the wild Hebrides isles in spring. Magnificent! -Comment by Dante P.

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    1. Thank you, Dante P, for your welcome and generous Comment.

      Indeed, the ability to spend some wonderful free time in such beautiful countryside, as one sees on The Outer Hebrides, is worth travelling a million miles for.

      As you presciently say: “Unencumbered by the “vagabond fisher folk” Perkins and Jeeves”.

      Those two miscreants are currently “assisting the Constabulary with their enquiries”, whilst citing “their human rights”, “misplaced identification”, “reserving their defence”, and “it wasn't me, Copper. I was nowhere near when Perkins/Jeeves [select accordingly] nicked the goodies”.

      Please God. Keep them banged up to Rights for a while !!!

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