Illustration: WORKPLACE DEPOT
You know, Chaps, how irritating, stupid, and dangerous,
it is when some idiot nearly “takes you out” by driving
their Mobility Scooter on the pavement ?
Or, EVEN WORSE, when they chase you down the Fruit
and Vegetable aisle in a Supermarket, while honking their horn very loudly and headlights glaring, whilst wearing
a Red Ferrari Baseball Cap ?
Well . . . BE AFRAID . . . BE VERY AFRAID !!!
Get hit by this in Aisle 14 in Sainsbury’s
and you’ll never cook a Soufflé again !!!
