Zephyrinus Has Been Invited To Spend Christmas With Friends In The Highlands, Scotland. He’s Travelling On The Caledonian Railway And Perkins (Chauffeur) And Jeeves (Butler) Want To Come Along !!! Is It A Good Idea To Let Them ?

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Zephyrinus is looking forward to spending Christmas 

with several very good friends in The Highlands, Scotland.

Divine Midnight Mass for Christmas, good company, 

good fishing, excellent Scottish Whisky, and lots of 

bracing walks among the beautiful mountains.

However, Perkins (Chauffeur) and Jeeves 

are now insisting on coming along “to ensure 

the brandy and whisky keys do not get lost, Sir”.

And, to offer to act as “Close Protection” chappies 

in case those dastardely villains Moriarty and his henchmen appear. They are rumoured “to be very active” in the vicinity.

The Local Constabulary are not too pleased 

to think that Perkins and Jeeves will be loose 

in the area over the Christmas period !!!

Zephyrinus is worried !!!

Perkins (Chauffeur), looking “ever so ’umble”, offers

to look after the keys to the brandy and whisky cabinets !!!

Image: Punch’s Almanack 1869.

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If Readers have any helpful opinions or tips on how to 

deal with Perkins and Jeeves, please leave your suggestions (polite ones, please) in the Comments Section. Thank You.