Illustration: PINTEREST
Zephyrinus is looking forward to spending Christmas
with several very good friends in The Highlands, Scotland.
Divine Midnight Mass for Christmas, good company,
good fishing, excellent Scottish Whisky, and lots of
bracing walks among the beautiful mountains.
However, Perkins (Chauffeur) and Jeeves
are now insisting on coming along “to ensure
the brandy and whisky keys do not get lost, Sir”.
And, to offer to act as “Close Protection” chappies
in case those dastardely villains Moriarty and his henchmen appear. They are rumoured “to be very active” in the vicinity.
The Local Constabulary are not too pleased
to think that Perkins and Jeeves will be loose
in the area over the Christmas period !!!
Zephyrinus is worried !!!
Perkins (Chauffeur), looking “ever so ’umble”, offers
to look after the keys to the brandy and whisky cabinets !!!
Image: Punch’s Almanack 1869.
Illustration: ISTOCKPHOTO.COM
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